Here is the future.
And here are the facts.
At least now men of the world can unite and pee green.
Sorry ladies, this eco-friendly pissing thing is a gentleman's only club. In fact, as progressive alpha males, we could solve this issue by ditching the toilet all together and going behind a tree. In the bushes. Between parked cars. Behind a dumpster.
Or maybe with some black-socked, beer-guzzling Germans along a fence... next to the porta-potties.
But who wants to relieve themselves in a smelly, plastic box that's been roasting in the sun all day? Not me. I'll embrace the group session along the fence.